January 30, 2004 - 10:02 a.m.

there's no 'Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Plants' - i don't understand why not.

everyone should stop caring about animals so much and start caring about plants.

vegetarians argue that they save plants because they don't eat animals, and animals eat many more plants than they do. but i think most plants would rather be eaten by animals than by humans, because animals are nicer to us.

i don't want to be eaten at all. it's a little different because i'm a tree. i don't taste very good anyway.