April 10, 2003 - 11:22 a.m.

my guestbook is full of pornography. who would have guessed. i'll have to wash it with some extra-strong soap next time.

you have to admit, it's a pretty clever way for spammers to get free advertising.

trees don't have pornography because we're all nude already. we haven't left the garden of eden, at least not in our minds.